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1.No fear! (NAME) is here!
2.I Don't Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me.
3.I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal!
4.By the time you read this, you've already read it.
5.Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
6.Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times.
7.If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you.
8.Drugs cause amnesia, and other things I can't remember
9..Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
10.Marriage is not like war: You sleep with the enemy
11.Don't lead me to temptation... I can find it by myself
12.A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge
13.The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else
14.Bad Spellers Untie!
15.You must master your joystick, as a fisherman masters bait
16.Those who know do not say, those who say do not know
17.The road to success is always under construction
18.I'm looking forward to regretting this
19.'Pessimist' is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is
20.Alcohol releases the inner retard in all of us...
21.Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why
22.Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
23.When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
24.I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
If you're going my way, I'll walk with you.
25.A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey!
26.Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
27.§omewhere There'§ §omeone Who Dream§ Of Your §mile, And Find§ In Your Pre§ence That Life I§ Worth While, §o When You Are Lonely, Remember It's True: §omebody, §omewhere Is Thinking Of You
28.Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love with your smile :-)
29.Well if I called the wrong numba, whyd you answer ?
Stop!Get Back!!
